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19 Jul 2014

sirdoctoroftardis-allons-y:

Fedora-bashing befuddles me. For, I say, it is not terribly uncommon to spot said glorious hat of hats perched upon my own head. And, if I might indulge myself for a moment, popular opinion assures me that I’m a delight to be around. And yet, this splendid…

hey, lets replace hat, with skin color, now imagine all the the fedora bashing replaced with skin color bashing.

16 Jul 2014

Disease

Noun

a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that produces specific symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury.

Per this definition, homosexuality is a disease, it is one of many disorders that changes how the human body functions in certain situations.

Now, there are three causes, Amore, Luxuria and Blanditia.

The first symptom can manifest as a turmoil in your tummy,heart Palpitations, and loss of appetite. 

Luxuria symptom that causes an intense need to do coitus.

Blanditia has so many symptoms thats its pointless.

Now, Amore is Love, not everyone can love, but most can, it is curable, but the cure causes immense pain.

Luxuria is Lust, not everyone is capable of lust, it is curable, but the cure can cause intense shame, or a healthy glow and a happy step.

The last one, Blanditia is Attraction, this is something everyone can feel, there is no known cure.

Now, if you see Love or Lust or Attraction as unnatural then you should see a doctor, cause you might have an issue.

As you see, this disease just happens, there is little you can do about it.

Other diseases with the same symptoms include Bisexuality, hetrosexuality and many many more.

16 Jul 2014

attercopter:

fillehwilleh:

noahs-snark:

silence9o:

Shingeki No kyojin [Live action] - Official Trailer [HD]

Finally!!

I take back my previous misgivings about the quality of this film. It looks incredible.

the soundtrack is phenomenal holy shit

I’m crying

Is this still a thing? Why do people still find this funny?

I don’t even.

11 Jul 2014

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 





I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.


don’t give even one tiny little fuck


NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

>claims to give fucks by giving fucks
oh okay, also, last one is the hottest, she wins.
Also
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

image

image

I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

image

NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

>claims to give fucks by giving fucks

oh okay, also, last one is the hottest, she wins.

Also

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.

11 Jul 2014

baburusu:

super-eklectic1:

thatsh0tt:

DAMN, everyone needs to reblog this.

boom



I don’t get this, can you be a homocist? gaycist?
oh, lets call it homomisia
It’ funny because i commit the ultimate heresy.
Combine latin and greek.
SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So I have this friend, he is a fucking faggot, he is also gay, not here is the deal, he has an issue finding men he wants to stick his penis into, or even get together with because… Well.
Okay, if you are a man, and like men, then you would want a man right? Yeah, eh the stereotype of a homsexual man can be just called meterosexual, and he does not want a man acting like a girl.
The same is true for lesbians, for some reason the stereotype for lesbians is that they are butch and manly, and i do not even.
If I was a gay man, i would want a manly man.
If I was a gay woman, i would want a womanly woman.

and now we get into the biggest issue I have with gay men.
the ‘metrosexual’ behavior i… Don’t even… 

Huh, i left this window open a few hours ago…. 

what was the point, ohright, what you want to use as a dildo, or stick your penis inside is in general never a disease.
nowait, it was the word

Homomisia, gay hate! Thats the point, man i tend to digress.

baburusu:

super-eklectic1:

thatsh0tt:

DAMN, everyone needs to reblog this.

boom

image

I don’t get this, can you be a homocist? gaycist?

oh, lets call it homomisia

It’ funny because i commit the ultimate heresy.

Combine latin and greek.

SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So I have this friend, he is a fucking faggot, he is also gay, not here is the deal, he has an issue finding men he wants to stick his penis into, or even get together with because… Well.

Okay, if you are a man, and like men, then you would want a man right? Yeah, eh the stereotype of a homsexual man can be just called meterosexual, and he does not want a man acting like a girl.

The same is true for lesbians, for some reason the stereotype for lesbians is that they are butch and manly, and i do not even.

If I was a gay man, i would want a manly man.

If I was a gay woman, i would want a womanly woman.

and now we get into the biggest issue I have with gay men.

the ‘metrosexual’ behavior i… Don’t even… 

Huh, i left this window open a few hours ago…. 

what was the point, ohright, what you want to use as a dildo, or stick your penis inside is in general never a disease.

nowait, it was the word

Homomisia, gay hate! Thats the point, man i tend to digress.

(Source: hanthelion)

10 Jul 2014

nowyoukno:

phoebe52414:

astepfrommadness:

lotrlockedwhovian:

maybe-this-time:

supernaturalshadowhunter:

adventuretimetimeline:

fuckier0:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

alittleworldofimagination:

forgetpolitics:

mariavontraphouse:

philliciaglee:

nowyoukno:

See More Daily Facts Here!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook’s hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.” and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.

Today, I have learned.

My life has been a lie

W.O.A.H.

More childhood ruined facts here on nowyoukno!

A bit overthinking here i can see… OKAY FIRST UP
Back in Ye olden days when these books where written, an orgy referred to lots of people drinking instead of sex, alcohol and food and all the decadence you could wish for. So Tinker Bell was drunk as fuck.
BUTWAIT, there is more, Peter Pan learned to fly because he didnt know he was not supposed to fly, so he left home, flew to the park was found.
ANYWAY, Neverland, lets discuss it’s powers, now in Peter Pan in Scarlet, Now, i think they had to climb a mountain, Nevermore or something for the treasure on the top, Peter Pan wore Captains Hook old coat, and maybe his hat too, and one of the lost boy wore a dress… What happend was the lost boy turned into a girl, and Peter Pan almost turned into Hook.I think Tinker Bell died when Peter returned to neverland, but he forgot about her, because when a fairy dies, you forget about her…Also, i think most of the lost boys last name was Darling, not completly sure, anywho.Neverland works on “I believe”, Peter Pan can eat imaginary food, because when he imagines it it becomes real, and the lost boys has to eat the same food, so they would have to imagine it too.I need to re-read the books, I feel I have forgotten so much.

nowyoukno:

phoebe52414:

astepfrommadness:

lotrlockedwhovian:

maybe-this-time:

supernaturalshadowhunter:

adventuretimetimeline:

fuckier0:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

alittleworldofimagination:

forgetpolitics:

mariavontraphouse:

philliciaglee:

nowyoukno:

See More Daily Facts Here!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 

Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.

Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.

He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).
Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.

I mean, he cut off Hook’s hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.

But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.

People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.

Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.

Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.

As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 

And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.

But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.” and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.

And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.

Today, I have learned.

My life has been a lie

W.O.A.H.

More childhood ruined facts here on nowyoukno!

A bit overthinking here i can see… OKAY FIRST UP

Back in Ye olden days when these books where written, an orgy referred to lots of people drinking instead of sex, alcohol and food and all the decadence you could wish for. So Tinker Bell was drunk as fuck.

BUTWAIT, there is more, Peter Pan learned to fly because he didnt know he was not supposed to fly, so he left home, flew to the park was found.

ANYWAY, Neverland, lets discuss it’s powers, now in Peter Pan in Scarlet, Now, i think they had to climb a mountain, Nevermore or something for the treasure on the top, Peter Pan wore Captains Hook old coat, and maybe his hat too, and one of the lost boy wore a dress… What happend was the lost boy turned into a girl, and Peter Pan almost turned into Hook.
I think Tinker Bell died when Peter returned to neverland, but he forgot about her, because when a fairy dies, you forget about her…Also, i think most of the lost boys last name was Darling, not completly sure, anywho.
Neverland works on “I believe”, Peter Pan can eat imaginary food, because when he imagines it it becomes real, and the lost boys has to eat the same food, so they would have to imagine it too.I need to re-read the books, I feel I have forgotten so much.

9 Jul 2014

trueemergence:

actionkiddy:

jaytheillustrator:

ealperin:

queerfabulousmermaid:

jules616:

Agreed.

JLA #90.

Thank you!

^Just needs to be reblogged, again.^

Ha!

this is perfect.

I normally really don’t like much romance but oh my fucking god perfect

the only romance they have is a bromance, they love each other, but only as friends.

9 Jul 2014

syristones:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

image

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

I will never not laugh at this.

the funnier thing is it’s fake, 1000 years ago marriage was important, it was one of the most important rituals.

Bows for battle was rare, spears and axes was the most common thing, with swords being for rich people, i.e nobles.

So yeah, Arrow in the Knee is a skyrim joke only. It is not a code for anything, it is literally “I took an arrow to my knee” means that their leg is not 100% functional, that is all.

8 Jul 2014

haiku-oezu:

assdownloader:

lady-of-scythe:

To all the anons won’t said 4chan didn’t have gold accounts  You were saying (Also this makes it easier for us to find them if we can contact the 4chan moderators we can figure out who has these “gold ” accounts and put a stop to this crazy war)

we deserve to be raided

Holy shit

… Ohgod, it’s like a fucking time machine, 4chan Gold Account
Ohgod, tumblr, you are so fucked.

HERE IS THE DEAL!

4chan, or /b/ is particular is a board filled with aids and cancer, it is hell, they are heroes, they are criminals, i’ve seen them buy 80 pizzas to a girl with cancer.
I have seen them made cut4bieber, i’ve seen them driven people to sucide, to murder….

Here is the thing, /b/ can just target your account, bam, it’s shut down, you can’t target them. You are fighting the wind.

You are trying to fight bees with a sword.

haiku-oezu:

assdownloader:

lady-of-scythe:

To all the anons won’t said 4chan didn’t have gold accounts
You were saying
(Also this makes it easier for us to find them if we can contact the 4chan moderators we can figure out who has these “gold ” accounts and put a stop to this crazy war)

we deserve to be raided

Holy shit

… Ohgod, it’s like a fucking time machine, 4chan Gold Account

Ohgod, tumblr, you are so fucked.

HERE IS THE DEAL!

4chan, or /b/ is particular is a board filled with aids and cancer, it is hell, they are heroes, they are criminals, i’ve seen them buy 80 pizzas to a girl with cancer.

I have seen them made cut4bieber, i’ve seen them driven people to sucide, to murder….

Here is the thing, /b/ can just target your account, bam, it’s shut down, you can’t target them. You are fighting the wind.

You are trying to fight bees with a sword.

8 Jul 2014

spookyjealous:

cronuseatsbabies:

notanotaku101:

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA

NOT FOR CLEANING

NOT FOR ANYTHING

JUST BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT AND BREATHING IT IN CAN KILL YOU

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.

Don’t mix cleaning products.

Don’t mix bleach with ANYTHING.

DONT MIX AMMONIA WITH ANYTHING

NEVER MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.

If you’re unsure and live in the US, call poison control.


DONT MIX CLEANING PRODUCTS

It’s easy to accidentally make poisonous gasses.
Don’t. Do. It.

This again?

Are someone gonna make a post on tumblr for fucked up shit on /b/, god this is gonna take years…

At least i got Puddi Puddi to look forward too.